Who Knew TAB Could Inspire So Much Hate?
I get hate mail. Which is strange…can’t these people just get their own blog? But no topic has inspired as much hate mail as a post I wrote hating on the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen: the TAB Energy drink.
So I thought I’d respond. And I’ll try to be as nice as I can be. (Yeah, I’m just asking for it now.) But seriously, hate mail must be inspired by an overwhelming need to protect something you love and or feel deeply about. So the fact that you bitches razz me about THIS, about one of the most idiotic products ever? How crazy is THAT?? It leads me to wonder…
Just how stupid and vacant are you TAB heads?
With all the actual strife in this world, I am horribly disappointed in the choice of topics about which some people choose to get passionate. So to all you TAB CAN CLAN members sooooo worked up about unkind words for your moronic product of choice, stop obsessing over Paris Hilton and your Sex & The City box set, put down your US magazine, and get your head out of your pampered ass. You are just a self-centered sheep on which Madison Avenue preforms its puppetry.
Go try channelling some of that fucking energy your ridiculous TAB gave you into donating to America’s Second Harvest or a charity for disadvantaged women like Dress For Success. They give energy to people, too. People who have more important things to worry about…
like feeding their family.
Care to comment? Bring it on, bitches.
March 7th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
“I love it, I just love it, I love it like the Rombauer Chard.” a quote from a customer.
Funny story I was at a “taste of event” and a well known radio host was the presenter, after the event we ended up doing a little heavy drinking and one of his groupies joined us and told us TAB was her drink of choice to wash out the taste after a BJ. Now that marketing
March 8th, 2007 at 11:46 am
We sell it, along side the red bull. And I’d agree that the girls who wanna buy this stuff all look like they graduated from the school of Girls Gone Wild. ANd not in a good way.
March 15th, 2007 at 11:04 am
I happened to read that you’re doing an onstage interview with Melissa Kirsch. (That’s you, right?) I don’t have anything constructive to say about TAB, though - I don’t drink caffeine, so it’s all crap to me.