He’s Still Hotter Than You
I don’t know why Bobby Flay is such a nut in my muffin. Yes, I do. I think he represents, to me, all the arrogant, inane, BAM!, food-as-big-time-wrestling pandering, and it makes me want to cram wasabi into his eye sockets. Is that so wrong? I can’t be the only person who doesn’t think sour cream in a squeeze bottle equals talent?!
He may have wowed the morons with his Soda jerk-off "It’s you birthday" pumpkin ice cream sunday…Sunday.
But he’ll never be tall, gifted, or gorgeous like Govin Armstrong.
COMMENT:
AUTHOR: k
EMAIL: kmatz@pacbell.net
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DATE: 03/05/2005 09:28:48 AM
Hey M!
Well, I hate Bobby Flay just about as much as you, but I watched the IC episode with mixed feelings. The general vibe on Govind Armstrong’s Table 8 is, well, ‘meh’. Good - sometimes great - food, mediocre service, plenty of attitude.
That said, his salt crusted porterhouse was one of the best pieces of cow I’ve ever had.



March 14th, 2005 at 10:20 pm
Wasabi in his eyes? What an excellent idea. Nothing engages my ire on television like a dose of Flay.