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He’s Still Hotter Than You

I don’t know why Bobby Flay is such a nut in my muffin. Yes, I do. I think he represents, to me, all the arrogant, inane, BAM!, food-as-big-time-wrestling pandering, and it makes me want to cram wasabi into his eye sockets. Is that so wrong? I can’t be the only person who doesn’t think sour cream in a squeeze bottle equals talent?!
He may have wowed the morons with his Soda jerk-off "It’s you birthday" pumpkin ice cream sunday…Sunday.
But he’ll never be tall, gifted, or gorgeous like Govin Armstrong.

COMMENT:
AUTHOR: k
EMAIL: kmatz@pacbell.net
IP: 69.231.241.50
URL: http://antipodal.typepad.com
DATE: 03/05/2005 09:28:48 AM
Hey M!

Well, I hate Bobby Flay just about as much as you, but I watched the IC episode with mixed feelings. The general vibe on Govind Armstrong’s Table 8 is, well, ‘meh’. Good - sometimes great - food, mediocre service, plenty of attitude.
That said, his salt crusted porterhouse was one of the best pieces of cow I’ve ever had.


One Response to “He’s Still Hotter Than You”

  1. Grillo Says:

    Wasabi in his eyes? What an excellent idea. Nothing engages my ire on television like a dose of Flay.

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