OK, part of the addictive nature of typepad.com is that you can not only see how many people have visited your site, but also see from whence they’ve come. Whenever I see that someone has been directed to the site from Google, I have the unquenching monkey-need to know why. If I click the link, it will show me exactly what someone searched and where I came up in the list.

Here are some of the results, a random sampling:

when you search…

“bobby flay” + “dick,” this site comes up #12 (mighty proud)

“is wine bullshit,” this site comes up #`1 (I am sooooo proud.)

“iron chef america wolfgang puck,” this site comes up #4

“Mario Batali sandwich,” we are # 10
(I’m sorry, who wants a MB sangie and why????)

“Grossest,” we’re #8, and climbing the charts

“Brita vodka filter con?” we’re #1 again
(moonshiners of the world unite)

… and my personal fav,
“Bullshit wine guys” slots us at #3

Of course, this post (searchability-wise) will probably up the quotiant. It’s just another step in my plan to become a cancer in the world of wine.