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Sperlari Coffee Candy Molto Bene

Translated from freetranslation.com:

Now I talk yourselves about a coffee really best that is the coffee gold quality lavazza. it is found in all the delicatessens and supermarkets xkè is an of the marks and more sold quality. the price is a high pò but like itself the united states to say the price farewell the product, really good and now bon bons of coffee. delicious

I love freetranslation.com. Sometimes I translate blocks of republican talking points into Italian and then send them to my friend in Venice. Then he notes all the inappropriate, idiomatic mistakes. And we laugh… Idiomatic. he he he

sperlari cafeThe above block of text refers to a highly addictive candy from Sperlari. You may have seen their mint or wintergreen flavors in candy dishes on the hostess stands of Italian restaurants. But you rarely see the Lavazza coffee flavor. Which is crazy because it’s the very best one! In the imaginary cafe in my head? Where it’s never outside my 7 degree comfort zone, blood oranges are always in season, and I can always find a table outside in the sun? They serve these with every shot of espresso. And when I say “they,” I mean all the Ewan McGregor clones that work there.

Contact Sperlari for local distribution: www.sperlari.it


5 Responses to “Sperlari Coffee Candy Molto Bene”

  1. j walz Says:

    Clones….So that’s how he does it! I was wondering. Because he also runs an ice cream shop and massage parlor in MY head. We carry Lavazza coffee. Why have we never seen these candies???????

  2. Craig Says:

    Why do girls like Ewan MacGregor? I don’t get it.

  3. Heather Says:

    What?!?! You must be straight. Waaay straight. Watch the Long Road Home and then answer your own question. If you don’t have man love for him after that…..

  4. Maggie Says:

    J - Can we find one that does masonry?

    Craig - You must be blind, or injured … or disfunctional … or something! Gawd!

    Heather - Ohmigod, I was going to tell him the same thing.

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