The Perfect Rhubarb Delivery Device

The first crop of local strawberries just started to trickle into the farmers’ markets, but I’m still stuck on rhubarb. I don’t know whether it’s the early warm spell or all the rain, but rhubarb is spectacular this season. Run and get some. I’ll wait.
Dice it and throw it into a heavy bottomed skillet on medium, letting it simmer until it becomes compote. Resist the temptation to add sugar. You can do it. That’s why god invented whipped cream and mascarpone.
You’ll need something on which to spread this red deliciousness.
Morning Biscuits
2 cups flour
1 TBL Baking Powder
1 tsp salt
1 TBL cinnamon sugar (as much cinnamon as you like)
1/2 tsp fresh ground cardamom
1 1/3 cup of heavy cream (no you can’t substitute)
Pre-heat oven to 400-425º and grease some cookie sheets.
Mix flour, salt, sugar, spice and baking powder.
Make a well in flour mixture and pour in the cream.
LIGHTLY incorporate wet and dry until barely a ball of dough.
You should have about a 1/4 cup of floury nubbins at the bottom of the bowl.
That’s OK. Press as much of it into the dough ball as possible.
On a floured surface, knead/flatten dough, fold in half. Repeat 3 or 4 times.
(this is what gives your biscuit layers)
Roll out until dough is 1/4 to 1/2 inch thick.
Cut out 3 inch circles, rhombuses, or free ball it.
Paint a little heavy cream on the tops and bake for 8 to 12 minutes.
You want the bottoms a very light tan.
Some mint tea would be absolutely smashing with these, I do say.
But whatever you do, don’t eat it with this stuff. Blech. I’m a sucker for liquid packaging. I’ll try any beverage once. Once. I guess I deserve the spit take. What part of “yogurt soda” did I not understand? Italian soda good. Yogurt soda? Not so much. Sour + bubbles makes monkey brain think bad. Plus, it was mystifyingly salty. So salty it left me thirstier. I’ll stick to my Kefir, thanks.
Because it’s good for me, too.



May 31st, 2006 at 8:53 am
yogurt soda?? that makes my stomach turn just thinking about that potion ~
May 31st, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I like to slice the rhubarb, put it on a sheet pan, and bake it at a low temperature until soft. (I do sprinkle it with a little sugar, sorry.)
Then make a simple syrup with saffron, add the rhubarb, and some strawberries. That would be nice between a biscuit. Yum.
June 22nd, 2006 at 10:54 am
I tried the yogurt soda, too, but I guess I missed the “soda” part. So I decided to shake it up a bit (you know, to mix the yogurt and soda) while sitting in my car eating lunch. Needless to say, I had a lap full of sour foam, but that was just that much less I had to pour out after having the same gustatory sensation you did. Yuck!
December 11th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Yogurt Soda, or Doogh is awesome, the regular stuff not so much, but the one with mint is delightful, you have to be a person that likes sour things, and I think it is an acquired taste, try it a few times and I guarantee you’ll be hooked!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:00 am
What do you think is going to happen when you shake up a carbonated drink and open it? go shake a bottle and pepsi or coke and you will get the same results. You must shake it, then let it sit for a minute before you open it.
November 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
hey you guys are just honkeys yogurt soda is good