Bar Rot & Article Recycling
So I get a check in the mail from the Orlando Weekly today. It’s what you call one of them there ree-zih-dyu-wulls. They picked up one of my Seattle Weekly beer articles, What Would Al Gore Drink?
In other news, I have a nasty case of bar rot. For the half of you that don’t know what that is, it’s like athlete’s foot on your fingers. Bartenders get it from handling tons of citrus, dirty dishes and glassware, and having never-dry hands where creepy crawly germy things can grow no matter how much you wash. I’m totally psyched. There’s nothing like having to ice your fingers down with jock itch spray. Sexy.
Yeah, think of that the next time your bartender is barehandedly muddling the piss out of your drink. And good night.
March 6th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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March 6th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Eeeewwwww…. Maggie dear- once you’ve let something like this little confession out into the world it just runs amok. Amok. Amok. Amok. First I find out there’s no NeverNever Land and now this. Why does the world have to be so ugly?
March 8th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Is that what that is????? That’s nasty. I thought it was dry skin. THanks for the knowledge (read with sarcasm)
May 7th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
you made this yucky thing seem funny.did it go away?im dealing with it now,just spray jock itch?lol..
June 28th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
yah i have this shit to i’m a bartender and i can’t get rid of it
June 28th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
spray with jock itch spray/athletes foot, then put a finger latex thing on it while you sleep, it’ll be gone in two days
June 28th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
spray with jock itch spray/athletes foot, then put a finger latex thing on it while you sleep, it’ll be gone in two days
June 28th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
spray with jock itch spray/athletes foot, then put a finger latex thing on it while you sleep, it’ll be gone in two days