who never gets his hands dirty finds himself overrun by the populace he saught to control/avoid? And we see the final shot of his outstretched arm as the angry/crazed/hungry/desperate/sick mob overwhelms him?

Yeah. That’s always a good part in those movies. I’m talking about the 28 Days Later DVD I just got from Netflix, of course. What a great movie. Perfect timing, it really took my mind off things.

Because sometimes you just have to turn that frown upside down, right? Like our Secretary of State, Condaleeza Rice. She sure is having fun on Seventh Avenue today in New York City! I always like to shop when I’m sad about thousands of my countrymen dying a slow, terrible death, too! Oh my god, I can’t wait to see the shoes she bought!

But really I like to be outdoors. One time? One summer? When I was Queen of Liechtenstein? A horrible avalanche buried thousands of my people. But I was away on vacation at the time. I was so overcome with grief, I had to squeeze in 18 holes to get my head straight, you know? I mean, I couldn’t even think about St. Bernards with little casks of that funny magic elixir or where I put my snow shoes until the 12th green.

OK, I was never Queen of Liechtenstein. It was Fernando Poo, but I just get so embarassed saying so.

Hey kids! What were you doing Tuesday August 30th, a day after Hurricane Katrina hit?

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Thanks Tyler “the other, sensitive” Springsteen for his photo!