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JACK abromOFF, Wine Cubed, & Cocktails

OK, so there’s this guy….that owns my yoga studio?…and he doesn’t actually do the yoga…why? Why? WHY!

random cocktail fodder fo you…….

TOPICAL CONVERSATION

Wanna poop your pants, in a good way? (Link to The Nation)

The Word of the Year? Is it podcast, sudoku, or what?
I’ll give you a hint…Steven Colbert fucking rocks !

INTERESTING FACT FOR AKWARD SILENCES

What if Iran really only hated us because we don’t acknowledge the musical origins of surf music ?

DID YOU KNOW?

Hey hipster, Target’s Wine Cube is just Sutter Home in Chartreuse (LINK). Hey Target, if you take the time to court Isaac and Staark, why not get somebody that’s their equivalent on the wine side? Shit, you could even use Chinese grapes to stay consistent.

OBLIGATORY BOOK REVIEW

Finished the new Neil Gaiman book, Anansi Boys. It pains me as a fan, but it blows–a most blatantly phoned-in bore, content with telling and never showing–the plot, the characters, especially the main one (all too familiar, the same guy he always writes)–I felt nothing.

….pepper these sparingly with small talk and a highball, and you won’t have to try at all.


6 Responses to “JACK abromOFF, Wine Cubed, & Cocktails”

  1. Jeff Says:

    dude, I thought Anansi was a pretty interesting read. Neil was able to utilize the some of the material he accumulated for American Gods, Now we lot\’s to talk about, sweet!

  2. beau Says:

    re: Jack-a-Off
    You know what they say about the man in the black hat..
    Aww he’s just a misunderstood patriot (cough hack gasp wheeze)

  3. naomi Says:

    funny, every time i see the owner of our yoga studio he always says “you should do yoga at the studio every day”. i have gone to this studio for 2 years and have never seen him participate. bizzaro. i thought i was the only one to notice.

  4. allan Says:

    Colbert is teh funny!

  5. Gini Says:

    Maybe when the US invades Iran, they’ll blare Dick Dale at top decibels during the psy-ops part, just to rub it in their faces. Remember that creepy Tibetan monk chanting-din they played at the Branch Davidian compound, during the Koresh standoff? And didn’t they play Van Halen for Noriega in Panama? Sounds like the US military needs a new music supervisor.

    Great blog, by the way, too!

  6. Neighbor Says:

    I HAVE seen the guy do yoga! Really, truly. Like, maybe 5 times. Just let me say, you didn’t want to be located next to him on the floor.

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