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Runner Up Miss Washington: Mary Jane

Apples are still the #1 cash crop in Washington state. But according to a new study, Mary Jane is now #2–more than the wheat and corn crops combined. No mention of cherries.

Suck it, grapes!

Washington is still only #5 overall in the US, lagging behind Tennessee and Kentucky. Which is pretty crazy, considering WA bud costs more, is more better, and does more, eh hem, for you compared to that Midwest oregano.

I’ve never gotten the “war on drugs.” It’s the dumbest thing ever thunk up by a person who wasn’t high. Get your mind off the bud and focus on the real scary shit like crystal meth (uh, I-5 being crank alley and all). Because in my tenure in the adult beverage business, I’ve never had to

1) call an ambulance on
2) call the cops on
3) use my mace/bat/stun gun/hose on
4) otherwise physically restrain

a patron high on the smelly green shit. But cranked out morons?

Oooohwee, I can’t even count, piggies. All of the above and more.


4 Responses to “Runner Up Miss Washington: Mary Jane”

  1. jon o Says:

    amen! happy christmas…

  2. Jeff Says:

    I could not of said it better myself!

  3. Robert Says:

    I agree. What after all is the reason for being against grass? Tobacco is much worse for you and kills a large portion of our population (including 2 in my family). Also, 2nd hand tobacco smoke has hurt/killed more people than have ever been affected by grass smokers. Ban tobacco, legalise grass!!!

  4. Christophe Says:

    I could run some great incentive programs! Another ounce in the mail to Joe for end cap stack! Not to mention the Permaculture possibilities in a v yard.

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