Comments on: Howard Shultz New Prez of National Wanker Association http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/ anecdotes for the gourmet proletariat Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:54:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: beau http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1038 Mon, 30 Jan 2006 20:36:26 +0000 http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1038 BBM is playing at the arthouse theater, which I drove past yesterday. Then last night I dreamt of Cher and feather boas. I gots me some gayness. I guess I might as well go see the film tomorrow and get really gay. Great SAT analogy: Larry Miller is to Mormons as Rupert Murdoch is to Aussies BBM is playing at the arthouse theater, which I drove past yesterday. Then last night I dreamt of Cher and feather boas. I gots me some gayness. I guess I might as well go see the film tomorrow and get really gay.

Great SAT analogy: Larry Miller is to Mormons as Rupert Murdoch is to Aussies

]]> by: Maggie http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1037 Mon, 30 Jan 2006 18:25:32 +0000 http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1037 beau - yeah, that was pretty gay, what he did. I saw Brokeback Mountain. I don't <em>feel</em> any gayer. Do you think it's a latent gayness that might come on if I compounded it by other gay things? Yeah, Larry Miller is a big time wakner, he can be V.P. He's like the Mormon Rupert Murdoch, no? beau - yeah, that was pretty gay, what he did. I saw Brokeback Mountain. I don’t feel any gayer. Do you think it’s a latent gayness that might come on if I compounded it by other gay things?

Yeah, Larry Miller is a big time wakner, he can be V.P. He’s like the Mormon Rupert Murdoch, no?

]]> by: beau http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1033 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 21:37:57 +0000 http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1033 Got yer Veep right here. Larry H. Miller, owner of SLC's Utah Jazz (another ignominious sub .500 squad). Larry happens to own about 300 businesses in the state. One of them is a theater chain, creatively named, "Megaplex." It was scheduled to show Brokeback Mtn. The day before the film opened he was interviewed on the local NPR station and asked about the danger (ooo danger) of allowing this 'gay' film to run in our Konservativ community. Larry replied, "I don't think it's my place to act as the community censor." Welllll, about 8 hrs later the film was yanked before the first showing. Since then, he has refused to discuss his sudden change of heart. Thank god Larry saved us all from becoming gay. I'm sure he did it for the kids. Wanker. Got yer Veep right here.

Larry H. Miller, owner of SLC’s Utah Jazz (another ignominious sub .500 squad). Larry happens to own about 300 businesses in the state. One of them is a theater chain, creatively named, “Megaplex.” It was scheduled to show Brokeback Mtn. The day before the film opened he was interviewed on the local NPR station and asked about the danger (ooo danger) of allowing this ‘gay’ film to run in our Konservativ community. Larry replied, “I don’t think it’s my place to act as the community censor.” Welllll, about 8 hrs later the film was yanked before the first showing. Since then, he has refused to discuss his sudden change of heart.

Thank god Larry saved us all from becoming gay. I’m sure he did it for the kids. Wanker.

]]> by: Maggie http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1031 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 17:43:27 +0000 http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1031 Oh, and thanks for the point, Jen! Oh, and thanks for the point, Jen!

]]> by: Maggie http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1030 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 17:42:11 +0000 http://www.wineoffensive.com/blog/current-affairs/shultz-sonics-new-stadium/#comment-1030 Ravi &#38; Neighbor - You'll bike it and like it! Apparently we all will soon enough. Jen - SERIOUSLY, Daley don't play that. Remember when he ex'ed those runways in the middle of the night? Amber - Hang on, stay with us. I will write the letter. You just sign it. Billie - How about green on yellow "Screw you Schultzie" Hmmmmm........ Ravi & Neighbor - You’ll bike it and like it! Apparently we all will soon enough.

Jen - SERIOUSLY, Daley don’t play that. Remember when he ex’ed those runways in the middle of the night?

Amber - Hang on, stay with us. I will write the letter. You just sign it.

Billie - How about green on yellow “Screw you Schultzie” Hmmmmm……..

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