I’ve been waiting for a very long time for The Muppet Show to be released on DVD. Hell, everything else is.

But lest we rejoice prematurely….

I’d like to take this time to bring an important issue to your attention. I have nothing but fond memories of goofiness and laughter when I think of Muppets. That’s why, when I heard of a recent disturbing trend, I could not remain silent.

Did you know 1000s of cases of Gonzophagia are committed each year? Dealers can barely keep up with the growing demand. Nomadic slaughterhouses in the train yards of Chicago, Fozzie steaks on the streets of Los Angeles, underground restaurants specializing in fuzzy offal….
Muppet meat is big business.

End this barbarianism mascarading as cutting edge gourmet.  Please, I urge you to step forward and report any strange O.Y.G.B.I.V. meat to the nearest authorities.
We are not savages.