(w/ permission of artist Stephanie McMillan of minimumsecurity.net)

This cartoon is awesome. Unfortunately, Bill Napoli was unable to settle my Root Beer Float or Cherry Cherry Bang Bang toe nail color quandry. I’ll try him again tomorrow, asking “fusilli or rigatoni?” Then the next day, I’ll ask him to weigh in on my scrambled vs. over easy debate. I’m sooooo glad to finally have some one help me make the tough decisions, like, what to do with my eggs. He’s going to be my new very best friend. And all you have to do is call….Oh, yes. These numbahs work!

*** Stephanie is auctioning off the original cartoon for a good cause, see it on ebay HERE.

I’ve got to spend time bringing a few of my evil plans to fruition this week, so I’m going to lay a big slice of wine loaf on you Monday. Take small bites and chew, chew, chew.