…EJ

To identify yourself properly, you must email me with the same email address you used to make your pledge. I then put it in the Fatemah3000 to verify it, and we take it from there.

EJ, you may contact me thusly: maggieATthewineoffensiveDOTcom. Congrats.

Now my top losers, and recipient of my runner up prize, are “Pat and Tony.” Follow the same directions as above to get yer loot. Thank you so very much for everyone who donated.