Holy freakin’ David Bowie,

why is this not bigger news???

I’m packing right now.
Somebody’s got to beat those
fucking Mondavis into space.
And I’ll bring my double barrel,
because you know that Howard Schultz
has visions of terra-formed
strip malls and Planet Starbucks
in his head, too.

From NASA’s website:
Mars Ice article at www.nasa.gov