Hershey’s just bought Scharffenberger.
  I’m not saying that I don’t like me a Mr. Goodbar every now and then. But.
But.
But….
  I don’t want my downtown mixing with my uptown, you follow? Scharffenberger is the best domestic chocolate producer–artisinal, specialty chocolate. No doubt Hershey’s looks to "increase market share." (i.e. shooting up production, sacrificing quality)
  It is the capitalist way.
  Good bye Scharffenberger. I’ll miss you.