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Exotic, hardly erotic, bread…Let them eat vaginal yeast!

   

This upcoming weekend at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival, artist Toi Sennhauser had an amazingly inventive concept of serving fresh baked bread who’s starter was cultivated partly from her own vaginal yeast. The Seattle Health Department nixed the idea because she was not FDA approved. (??!@#$) They also made a strange reference to cannibalism.
Now, I don’t know what people think of when they think bread starter, but  it can be some awful, disgusting stuff.
…and make some really great bread. (See Kitchen Confidential, "feed the bitch") Yeast is yeast. And bread bakes at high enough temperatures to kill anything. Hell there’s crazier shit waxed into your fruits and veggies. And speaking of shit, it’s what makes organic fruits and veggies grow so good so I hope you use more than a mushroom brush on your shrooms.

In short, I hope the festival has the erotic balls to let them eat bread this weekend.

www.toisennhauser.com


5 Responses to “Exotic, hardly erotic, bread…Let them eat vaginal yeast!”

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