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March 19th, 2008

Washington Craft Distilleries: How It’s Gonna Be

Washington tries something new, bill gets passed, some greedy people get angry, farmers are happy, and you get to sample booze:
State Will Keep Craft Distilleries Local
in this issue of the Seattle Weekly
We’ll all live happily, locally ever after…

November 7th, 2007

Bar Prices Give the High Hat to Loyal Drinkers

When I go out for a drink or something to eat, I always ask one question before I pass judgment: “What are they trying to be?” The implied follow up question is, of course, And how well do they achieve this? But lately, in my travels and around my own backyard, another question preempts this […]

October 22nd, 2007

Hedges: The Washington Little/Big Winery of Choice

When people ask me about Washington wine while traveling, I figure it’s going one of two ways. One, an interesting discussion will evolve about the power of hype and marketing and manufactured demand. Or two, I’m an asshole.
(At this point you probably know my views on the Washington wine industry. I feel the under-qualified, underachievers […]

August 26th, 2007

Tasting peeves

(recycled and updated from a years old post)
All distributors have their big tastings around this time as a pre-funk for the holiday season. As a buyer, you usually only have time to taste some of what’s on display. But you have to make that time, if you want to stay up on wine and not […]

June 13th, 2007

The Open Bar & You

(or Lo! Checkith Thyself Before Thy Wreckith Thyself)
There’s something about all you can eat shrimp or an open bar that just brings out the very worst in people. White trash or rich man–they have the potential to make everyone look ridiculous. Seriously, I’ve passed appetizers in 5-star hotels where I feared starving socialites in $8000 […]

May 24th, 2007

Costco, Liquor Board, & More Important Things To Think About

Man, did I get letters for this one.
Costco’s Liquor Board Suit Could Help Small Wine Shops
(if they let it)
Just remember one of the most overused proverbs, The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
See the ball, people. The state is the bad guy in this. And, yes, Costco is one of the good guys. […]

May 8th, 2007

Wine: If you make it, you gotta sell it, so be smart about it

Last week was a good week. Alois Lageder of the Alto Adige was in town, and I got to chat with him about his new label series, which is a further testament to his passion for the arts. Not only did I get to have a little face time with the man who owns one […]

March 7th, 2007

Who Knew TAB Could Inspire So Much Hate?

I get hate mail. Which is strange…can’t these people just get their own blog? But no topic has inspired as much hate mail as a post I wrote hating on the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen: the TAB Energy drink.
So I thought I’d respond. And I’ll try to be as nice as I can […]

February 20th, 2007

Wine X Magazine Commits Sepaku

You never heard of it? Yeah, you’re not the only one. It’s funny, Wine X is getting more press in death than it ever did during its publication. Decanter has a nice round up on the situation. (You can read more of my comments if you scroll down the page.) Basically, Wine X Magazine spent […]

December 4th, 2006

Costco: King O’ The High Road

or Walmart: What a Bunch of Dicks
Walmart Says Thank You to Workers
from The New York Times
The gist: each employee gets an additional 10% ONE item, on top of their 10% discount, for the holidays. Each manager will meet with employees over the next weeks in some version of the Festivus “airing of the grievances.”
Yeah, […]

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