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August 19th, 2005

Seattle’s Most Convenient Bestest Bar-B-Que

Bar-B-Que Jones… I got a Bar-B-Que Jones
Got a Bar-B-Que Jones, oh baby, oo-oooo
….Yes, I am the victim of a Bar-B-Que Jones….
Aw, come on…no one out there has an old Cheech & Chong Album? Saturday Morning cartoons?
In a strip mall on Lander, behind Earthwise sits Jones Bar-B-Que (I prefer the hyphens, I guess) my favorite […]

August 17th, 2005

Patches Makes Me Happy

If you’re not a long time reader, every now and then I like to plug Kelly’s site.
Patches: the cutest mole/vole/bear thing ever

She’s funny, with the best internet cartoon & she’s also an amazing artist.
And, whenever I need a laugh, she’s there.
As long as it’s TUE, WED, or THU - when her no cartoons go […]

August 11th, 2005

Farmers Market With The Mostest

Mmmm……..fresh bread…croissants…..cornbread!pain au levainand…
  Those Mexican egg roll thingies with powdered sugary squares on top that never taste as good as you think…except here!
  And pistachio wheels of puff pastry with pistachio cream and plenty o buttah. I just love the smell of something new.
  The Columbia City Bakery(soon to be open at 4842 Rainier […]

August 9th, 2005

New Site, Cherry Clafouti, On Not Being Shy

1st, I’m putting finishing touches on the new site: www.thewineoffensive.com. Right now, this address redirects you here. But soooooon, the new empire will be up and running. ((if you’re reading this. here is now here, instead of there.))
B) You know, if you want to comment on the site, you can do so with complete anonimity-no […]

August 8th, 2005

Bar-B-Que, Bribes, and Shopping Malls

I hate shopping.
I hate shopping malls.
I love the city.
I love the country.
Torch everything in between
for all I care.
Suburbia is a cancer.
Unfortunately, my other half has to
trek into the consuming darkness
every now and then for business.
There is only one way to get me to go
the industrial ringworm surrounding
an indoor mall. Bribery.
Especially […]

August 7th, 2005

Greek Fast Food For Parties

  We were going for social overload this weekend. Lots of post fodder. I had to make mucho grub. But having waited tables for so long, I learned that it’s the simple things that get the biggest reception. This greek potato dip is always a hit. Most people are freaks for potatoes, and outside of […]

July 26th, 2005

Food Porn? Now That’s What I Call Food Porn

    www.galumpia.co.uk
This site is HI-larious, but…
…this page from their site is
the best food porn ever
( CLICK HERE ).
You have to imagine the sickly mindthat sat ogling at old stock photos looking for sorta naughty bits.
Takes one to know one.
SPOILER ALERT: No.It’s not actual porn.
Get your mind out of thefreaking gutter, gosh!

July 25th, 2005

Chocolate and Artisinal at Seattle’s 3400 Phinney Chocolate Factory

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July 21st, 2005

Meme You! Food Memories

  I got "tagged," as in you’re it, by this website Namespace Collision for a food-Meme. My brother had to tell me what that meant. Apparently it’s the blogging equivalent of interview chain mail. Apparently it’s either cool or not cool anymore. Whatever. As I am a former mathlete myself, I’ll play. Here’s mine:
What is […]

July 20th, 2005

Pea and Mint Happy Dip, and Yet More Summer Whites

  I tried to recreate something that my friend Lara brought to our wine group. It was a hummus-like substance made with peas and loads of fresh mint. I’m not the hottest with recipe forensics so she’s free to comment on my attempt. It was not as good as hers. But, working off my hummus […]

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