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November 16th, 2005

Create Your Own Stupid Job Title

I’ve been getting emails from everyone about what job they would like to hold for Starbuck’s.
Taj - You’re hired. You get to be Director of Muffin flavors. We’ll hire a part time consultant for scones. You’ll have your own focus group, of course.
Beau is Executive Vice President of Italian Sounding Thingies (very important, hence […]

November 14th, 2005

Ideal Wines: Italians for the Holidays part one of ?

I know I haven’t been talking about wine enough lately, what with the name of this blog and all. I’ve been writing about it so much outside of this blog that I was stuffed. But, as we enter the heavy drinking season, I have plenty of tasting notes saved up for tasty holiday treats. Today’s […]

November 9th, 2005

Dunkin Donuts Smack Down in Seattle

This experiment had some fits and starts. My Dunkin Donuts Original Blend brew challenge didn’t start off well. I cut open the sealed bag to reveal the beans at right. Yuck. That shine’s not from oil, that’s just the flash that I was to lazy to correct. These beans were light brown and completely dry, […]

November 7th, 2005

Iron Chef Salmon: Tom Douglas vs. Morimoto

First, a little disclaimer. I’ve worked for Tom Douglas. As far as star/celebrity chefs go, he’s like the Bruce Willis. He’s the everyman: affable, commited, and the hardest working “celebutante” I’ve ever seen. Not a fancy-pants foam guy. You’re more liable to find him in the dish pit or on the line of any one […]

November 2nd, 2005

Distracting Me At Work: 700 Hoboes

I get forwarded a lot of stuff. I don’t need any help in the procrastination department, people. I’m already addicted to boingboing.
And this is one of the latest little nuggets featured on the site:
700 Hobo Names
As read by the author, John Hodgman, in just one take. The comedy has a cumulitive affect, trust me.
It was […]

November 1st, 2005

Strange is my favorite Quark: a Tale of Two Coffees

The coffee on the left, my mom sent–trying to sell me the virtues of Dunkin Donuts Original Blend. Apparently many people are addicted to it. A coffee freak and fortunate enough to live in an area where there is a roaster for every 10 people, I am very skeptical about coffee #1.
But I’ll try a […]

October 27th, 2005

Wee Kiwis, Chickpeas, and the onset of S.A.D.

So, I’ve been dealing with this whole spamming thing. I guess I get caught up in the stupidity of it all. Why not try to sneak in a single comment? Do you really think 500 comments telling my readers to go to your linux site will get you business? No. And it’s soils the name […]

October 21st, 2005

Prosecco Harvest Cocktail, cuz Beaujolais Nouveau Sucks

What goes best with the news of Tom DeLay’s arrest? Bubbles, of course! Here’s to you Tommy!
I’ve been racking my brain, trying to come up with a replacement harvest celebratory cocktail. A replacement for Beaujolais Nouveau that is. Long time readers of this blog will know that not ever having to hock that overrated […]

October 18th, 2005

I Get Emails, and Wine Makes People Angry.

I still seem to attract more readers who feel the need to vent on email instead of commenting directly on the site. Boy do I get some nasty email. I’d love you guys to just post it. If not, I will go ahead and start sharing it. It’s not hard to comment. If you don’t […]

October 13th, 2005

Random Memory, Pete Townshend, Winter Beer

So, first off. I have to tell you that my broham is as happy as a little schoolgirl right now because Pete Townshend has a link to my bro’s vlog on his blog. We grew up on a strict diet of The Who, due to my music-loving pop, who is most likely shitting a brick […]

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