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Archive for July, 2008

July 30th, 2008

South African for “There’s bacon in my wine!”

Smoked Wine?
A little something from the other Down Under
in this issue of the Seattle Weekly
BACON salt, BACON truffles, Pork-n-beans with BACON, Kevin BACON, BACON wrapped dates, BACON-n-eggs, Francis BACON, BACON of the month club, but what about BACON wine?
Not since Homer’s car did a more perfect creation exist. Well, until there comes a bacon […]

July 23rd, 2008

(Summer + Brats)*Heat = Kolsch

Kölsch: The Freshdrinker
A beer to go with your brat
In this issue of the Seattle Weekly
With all the focus on today’s extreme brewers, we sometimes forget the strong, silent styles…those that have proven the test of time, summer, and the German beer garden. I wanted to title this article: Kleingelbbieren, Großsommerfreude. Which is sooooo nerdy, I […]

July 19th, 2008

Aquavit: Sweden’s Coolest Export

Sweden’s Greatest Gift to Human Kind
After Abba, IKEA, and Ace of Base, of course.
In this issue of the Seattle Weekly
Oh, and I forgot my dear friend…
Paula The Swedish Housewife.
(at right)
Presented to you with no further explanation other than: It was the only time I ever, EVER!, enjoyed a Beaujolais Nouveau release party.

July 9th, 2008

Smooth as Silk & Easy Like Sunday Morning

Valpolicella: Little Big Wines
If this wine were a fruit, it’d be too ripe to touch.
In this issue of the Seattle Weekly
Merlot may be more popular and easy to say; but Valpolicella is prettier, skinnier, and cheaper. Huh. If I just switched the words “cheaper” and “popular,” you’d hate them both.
tags: wine, valpolicella

July 2nd, 2008

A Small Brewery With a Million Dollar Idea

Asian Fusion Hits the Beer World
And South Park
In this issue of the Seattle Weekly
Now if I can only get my favorite little bar (Loretta’s) to carry my favorite little beer (Laughing Buddha Pandan Brown Ale), life will be perfect. Nearly.
tags: craft, ginger, beer

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