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Archive for January, 2007

January 31st, 2007

Metaxa Rocks My World

My favorite spirit in the bartending arsenal…

Ode To A Grecian Booze in this week’s Seattle Weekly
tags: seattle weekly, metaxa

January 30th, 2007

Lazy Matzo Ball Soup

Nothing wrong with semi-homemade food. Life gets in the way. But resorting to a box or can doesn’t have to completely suck.
I love Matzo Ball Soup. But I always crave it unexpectedly. The problem with pre-made stuff is that it always lacks the little touches. A.D.D. Matzo ball soup needs three things to make […]

January 24th, 2007

Andrei Codrescu & his bellydancing, burlesque friends

Did you need more than that?
$7, this Friday, January 26th at 9pm at CoCA.
Get your tickets here!
I’m working on a cool project w/ the L’Pow girls I hope to announce soon.
From the event’s description: “You probably know him for his sardonic wit and addictively rich Romanian accent on NPR. But tonight you will be introduced […]

January 24th, 2007

Wine: A How To and a Where To

I have the Sips column again today in the Seattle Weekly. It’s about wine makeovers, little tips and tricks to slut up the juice…
Has Your Wine Had Work Done?
I also have a sidebar of Hollywood-pitch-length reviews on some of Seattle’s new(er) wine bars…
Wine Time
(subscribe to my Seattle Weekly feed HERE or keep up in the […]

January 23rd, 2007

Not About Wine: Afro Samurai

A little line cookie before bed:
Spike TV interests me not, but Studio Gonzo interests me greatly. They have a new animated series on the aforementioned network, called Afro Samurai that plays loose with samurai anime, throwing in a little steampunk and hip hop and Samuel L. Jackson for good measure. That’s right, Jackson plays Ninja […]

January 22nd, 2007

Bubbles To Get You Through Nuke-U-ler Winter

…or at least Friday. OK, a few days back I did a mini-review about the Segura Viudas Aria Pinot Noir Cava, the black label. It’s different from the Normal Aria Cava you see by the glass and on the shelf. It’s pink and delicious.
But I’m following up on that minx because dammit if it didn’t […]

January 19th, 2007

Climate Change and Your Wine, nah, just the Grandkids’

whoa.
It’s like all those territories in Risk that are a bitch to keep–Urals, Yukurtsk, Northern Territories–are gonna be perfect for Pinot Noir in 80 years.
tags: wine issues

January 18th, 2007

Note to Haters:

Listen, I don’t accept snail mail from unknown sources. I consider it rude, stupid, an invasion of my privacy, and borderline stalking. If you want to send me an email asking if you can mail me something, go ahead.
Hard to understand my position on this? A) Tough shit. and B) I don’t care.
But just […]

January 18th, 2007

I eat my words. Medium-Rare, with onions & Cheddar

Childless by Choice am I, but I will brave the little snot-sacks for some things, like kick ass beer. My apology to the most excellent Elliott Bay Brewery Pub:
A-Plus Pub Grub in the Seattle Weekly
tags: beer review, brew pubs, seattle weekly

January 16th, 2007

Two Sucks, One Blow, and a BIG WOOT!

ONE: It’s too bad that Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations sucks. His PNW show was, blimey, so boring. He didn’t used to suck…until his producers sucked the life and spontaneity out of him. Gnaw your arm off, Tony. Get out of that contract, and produce your own show for public television.
TWO: The movie Perfume both sucks […]

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