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Archive for April, 2005

April 29th, 2005

(Women + wine) x marketing = the worst thing since Oprah’s book club

As I’ve already stated on more than one occasion, I’m no armpit hair waving feminist.
BUT … I don’t understand why, now that the wine industry is starting to figure out that women buy more wine than men, the wine barons take that to mean they should Sex and the City-i-fy brands with pink labels and […]

April 27th, 2005

Cheese Please: a festivus for the lactose addicted of us

Finally, a "Taste of" festival that involves non-crappy food, one of my favorites in particular, CHEESE. May 14th and 15th at the Pike Place Market you can walk from one end to the stinky, crumbly, oozing other sampling cheeses from around the world. Made better by the fact that you can purchase the cheeses […]

April 24th, 2005

Hits from the Bong: Ditch the cells and Blackberries,

 
Well, I’m sure many of us have always suspected it, but UK doctors have just put out a study that shows the effects of texting, cell phoning, and emailing. Equating it with the end result of a distracted sickness that can lower your IQ, even more than smoking pot.
Read this article from vunet.com:
Brit Docs […]

April 19th, 2005

Procrastinate…with bears or moles or something

This has nothing to do with wine. But after you drink some, surf Kelly’s archives.She’s hilarious.
the funniest mole/bear/gerbil cartoon ever

April 17th, 2005

Supermarkets: the slow death, the worst mortal sin

I truly believe there is nothing worse that you can do to yourself and your family than shop at a Supermarket–Safeway, Wal-Mart, Jewel, Albertson’s–it doesn’t matter. I understand that it’s difficult. But do you understand that it’s our future? This isn’t any activist diatribe. This shit is real. Consider: What do you think […]

April 11th, 2005

Exotic, hardly erotic, bread…Let them eat vaginal yeast!

   
This upcoming weekend at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival, artist Toi Sennhauser had an amazingly inventive concept of serving fresh baked bread who’s starter was cultivated partly from her own vaginal yeast. The Seattle Health Department nixed the idea because she was not FDA approved. (??!@#$) They also made a strange reference to […]

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